You're going to end up eighty-years old, drooling in some nursing home, then you're going to decide, it's time to settle down, get married, have kids? What, are you going to find a cheerleader? Charge it Mitch. I don't know what you think you're going to do.
Well I don't buy it, all right? But you fucking mooks, if you think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching a commitment. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, hi bob, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. These are not real women, all right? They're beauty freaks.
Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved. This is a mockery, this is a sham, this is bullshit. Tits by design were invented to be suckled by babies. Well, it's a fucking weave ok? And the tits, please! I could hang my overcoat on them. The hair is long, it's flowing, it's like a river. Gina: Yeah, that's nice right? Well, it doesn't exist ok. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. Girls with little tits have little asses. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Gina: I'm finished speaking to both of you okay? You're both fucking insane. Some reason is what Willie may need in trying to figure out why he is attracted to Marty, his father's thirteen year old neighbor, especially as Willie learns that Tracy has decided to join him for the reunion. A cousin of their bar owning friend Stanley "Stinky" Womack, the beautiful Andera who is visiting from Chicago, may provide the voice of reason for this group of friends in dealing with their women problems. Despite knowing about Darian, Tommy's current girlfriend, Sharon Cassidy, stands by her man through bad and worse. And Tommy "Birdman" Rowland, who was the big man in high school, is trying to end his affair with his now married high school girlfriend, Darian Smalls. Paul Kirkwood, whose room is plastered with magazine pictures of models, wants his waitress ex-girlfriend Jan back only because he knows now that he can't have her. Only Michael "Mo" Morris is happily married with a family. Most of Willie's Knights Ridge blue collar friends' best days were in high school, they still having that "trophy" mentality of girlfriends and wives. He's also not sure if he's ready to marry his long time girlfriend, lawyer Tracy Stover. He is just eking out a living with his piano playing gigs, and as such he is thinking about taking a sales job. The trip is as much to go to the reunion and see his old friends - none of whom left Knights Ridge after graduation - as it is to get away from his current life, at which he is at a crossroads both personally and professionally. New York based jazz pianist Willie Conway heads back to his small hometown of Knights Ridge, Massachusetts for a high school reunion.
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